You know who you are...

-Boss DD3 Digital Delay
-Guyatone Overdrive w/Tubescreamer Chip
-Marshall Bluesbreaker 2
-Boss ME-50 multi fx pedal
-Behringer Equalizer

-find the ronnette's be my baby on vinyl
-buy a flick knife and challenge people to knife fights
-runaway from home to overseas-possibly Europe
-get a really dark tan and dye my hair black
-learn spanish
-sleep for 10 hours every night from no later than 9:30pm
-find harmonica and take one off $20 dollar lessons
-take acid and run around a shopping centre
-spray paint hightops with skeletons with telephone arms
-buy large magnet and

Three names you go by
1. James Browwwnn
2. Brown-shoes
3. Jake

Three screen names you've had
1. sexisconfusion
2. pleasure_viking
3. paperlion

Three physical things you like about yourself
1. firm buttocks
2. girls hands
3. My pumping cabs

Three physical things you don't like about yourself
1. This small yellow spot on one of my teeth
2. It isn't decay, it's coz a doctor gave me death medicine when i was born instead of life medicine
3. my zombie eyeezzz

Three parts of your heritage
1. Limey Pom bastard
2. Nazi Kraut potato
3. Charming drunkard

Three things that scare you
1. stinky vaginas
2. people who look to be lower class
3. men with no moisture in their eyes

Three of your everyday essentials
1. smoke and a fag
2. a poo poo
3. exfoliation

Three things you are wearing right now
1. pajama pants
2. hair in a bob dylan fashion
3. a long dangling pirate earring

Three of your favorite bands/musical artists
1. soft cell
2. the liars
3. birthday party

Three of your favorite songs
1. You're a woman, i'm a machine - Death From Above 1979
2. Headcleaner - Einsturzende Neubauten
3. Pox - Xiu Xiu

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months
1. buying a van and listening to cannibal corpse at full volume
2. beating up on someone weaker than me then standing over then in a loincloth and beard
3. bringing back flannelette shirts

Three things you want in a relationship
1. nude hugs
2. clothes shopping
3. teasing people

Two truths and a lie
1. op shop clothing always spreads disease
2. op shop clothing sometimes spreads disease
3. op shop clothing never spreads disease

Three things about the opposite sex that appeal to me
1. eyes
2. hair
3. lips

Three of your favorite hobbies
1. singing like a kitty being killed by a helicopter
2. following the lead of kraftwerk and becoming man machine on a bicycle
3. drawing penises on my jeans

Three things you want to do really badly right now
1. eat mi goreng noodles loudly
2. march around my sleeping house with a horn
3. listen to Narnia talking books for the 30,000th time

Three careers you're considering
1. installation artist
2. poet/prose boy
3. noise-nik punk rawker

Three places I want to go on vacation
1. london
2. new york
3. iceland

Three celeb crushes
1. Rowland S Howard
2. Emma Rydal (copyright 2001)
3. Karen OoOoOo